Geek Pickup Lines Contest
Posted by 5x5 on June 11, 2009 under About CLT/ Contests/ Discounts | 
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Last week we asked for creative geek pickup lines to go with our t-shirts. Crickets.
Since, one of the popular trends on Twitter right now is #geekpickuplines, we thought it was time for a contest. There are a number of geeks with pretty smooth and subtle moves out there. Help out your fellow geeks. Select a t-shirt from our Crazy Like That store and post a comment with the smoothest geek pickup line you can think of to go with it.
The best pickup line wins a t-shirt of his/her choice. Contest ends Friday, June 12th 2009 at 11:59:59 PM.
Rules:
1. Entries must be posted to this blog entry as a comment.
2. Entry must include the t-shirt name or description the pickup line goes with. Help geeks wearing one of our t-shirts to utilize it to the best of their advantage.
3. No dissing real people in the pickup line.
4. It must be geeky.
5. As long as you follow rules 1-4, enter as many ideas as you like. Some people have talent. Share it with those of us who don’t.
6. The Crazy Like That team will select the best one and contact you via the e-mail associated with your blog comment.
Pluto will always be the 9th planet.
Let me get you started.
Would you like to ride my rocket ship to the moon, meet up with the Alliance and take back the Planet?
Good luck! We can’t wait to hear your smooth moves!
Chris said,
Dolly shirt: You wanna do something ba aa d?
Stacey said,
For the genetic female or male ts. Let’s mix chromosomes.
Phil said,
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Lucas said,
Wanna see my large hadron collider?
Lucas said,
PA towns:
Your place or mine?
Phil said,
Binary: I think I’m your computer date for tonight
Michael said,
Apt-get install coffee: Would you like to grab a cup of coffee?
Phil said,
Fonts Matter – It’s not the size of your fonts, it’s how you kern
Phil said,
Genetic Male – I don’t mind being the else part of your if/else satement
Phil said,
follow me – stop staring at my tweets
stalker123 said,
I’ve had emoticons for you, since the first time I saw you.
Heart emoticon t
Jonathan said,
Entropy Let’s go trash my bedroom.
Phil said,
Sugar – you have to get it on the very back of your tongue for the right taste buds to experience properly
spongebob said,
Dolly sheep shirt
Do you have a twin?
Lucas said,
Pluto: will you be my Venus?
Lucas said,
Binary:
You really flip my bits!
Lucas said,
Binary redux:
!stib ym pilf yllaer ouY
Scot said,
How about we reduce your coefficient of friction?
Scot said,
Can I reinstall your boxen?
Lucas said,
Darwin:
I’d like to get in your genes
Lucas said,
Font:
Yyou’re just my type
5x5 said,
Scot, what t-shirts do you what your entries associated with? Thx.
5×5
Scot said,
I’ll close my eyes & pretend you’re a Klingon, the Federation needs another Spock.
Scot said,
5×5: don’t care about t-shirts, go crazy.
Brittanee said,
Can I see your hard drive? I don’t have a virus.
Brittanee said,
Ooh, boy. Let me google that wii and maybe later I’ll let you go to myspace and twitter me.
Brittanee said,
You just turned my software into a hard drive.
Brittanee said,
I don’t think your “popup” blocker is working..
Brittanee said,
Can I go download you?
Scot said,
Duh, i did not notice the t-shirt part, the star trek line doesn’t fit anywhere.
To atone, I offer:
Biochemistry: Let’s go back to my place & measure the strong force.
Brittanee said,
I just did a mapquest on you. I have to go through your pants to get to your heart.
When I think of you, I think of my motherboard.
I’ll moan in Klingon for you all night.
I’ll let you put a Trojan on me ANY day.
Scot said,
Indiana Highways
Start – French Lick IN
Head northeast on IN-56/W State Rd 56 toward North St
Continue to follow IN-56 2.1 mi
Continue on N Main St 2 mi
Slight left at W US-150 13.3 mi
Turn right at US-50 19.9 mi
Turn left at IN-37/US-50 Continue to follow IN-37 20.3 mi
Turn right at S Old State Rd 37/S Walnut St 3.7 mi
Turn right at E Winslow Rd 1.2 mi
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto E Rogers Rd 1.5 mi
Continue on S Smith Rd 2.0 mi
Turn right at E 3rd St/IN-46 Continue to follow IN-46
End Gnaw Bone IN
Approximately 85 miles in 2 hours 3 mins
5x5 said,
Brittanee: Thanks for your entries. We need t-shirts to put those with. You can select from http://www.crazylikethat.com/product/tshirt/index.html
5x5 said,
Oh no! Indiana is almost as bad as PA.
5x5 said,
stalker123: Creepy.
5x5 said,
Brittanee: Should most of these go with the Binary t-shirt? Each pickup line needs to be associated with a [crazy.like.that]$_ t-shirt http://www.crazylikethat.com/product/tshirt/index.html
Thx
Nilla Halusksa said,
Favorite t-shirt: Genetic Female.
Pick Up like: Girl Nerds of the World Unite.
Well, I think that would work real good in a lesbian bar.
earnestdotcom said,
fsck – You look like you could use a good fsck.
Lee Stacey said,
Genetic Male – Ever done live action role play?
Binary – I have beta codes!
Binary – I’m going to pound you like the keys on my ZX Spectrum.
Follow Me – I know 140 characters is brief but baby, I can tweet all day!
Hearticon – I have a Wiimote with your name on it.
Hearticon – Fancy going twos up on a beautiful genius?
Follow Me – My Twitter ID is @LStacey. Trust me, that’s all you need to know.
Hearticon – First you made my spidey sense tingle and now I’m spraying web… Or something…
Hearticon – I love hentai. How old did you say you were again?
Hearticon – I have two cans of Red Bull and a phone with haptic feedback. Are you in or are you in?
Darwin Award – I’ve seen a Higgs Boson. Now you’re moist, huh?
Darwin Award – I’m a particle physicist. Tell me that doesn’t excite you.
Follow Me – I’m not one of those “all tweet and no meat” kinds of guys. Hop on and allow me to demonstrate.
Hearticon – I saw you across the room and couldn’t think about anything but allogamy.
Darwin Award – I can’t help being attracted to you, it’s causal dynamical triangulation.
Darwin Award – That’s all the proof I need that gravitons do in fact exist.
Darwin Award – Schrödinger’s cat… I want a mass debate on that pussy. How about it?
Darwin Award – I’m responding to you like a non Newtonian fluid responds to stress.
Follow Me – 10,000+ Twitter followers can’t be wrong!
Lucas said,
pluto:
You look so cool on the elliptical!
D Adam said,
apt-get coffee:
I’m like caffeine- I’ll give you a lift and then you’ll crave me forever.
genetic male:
I’m a geneticist, can I look inside your jeans?
follow me:
My tweets are 280characters long
I twoosh frequently
I like your #hash, can I tag it?
tweet this:
Show me your tweets and I’ll follow you anywhere
I know how to tweet a woman like you right
entropy – Don’t believe them. I can prove perpetual motion machines exist.
justin said,
pluto 9
are you interested in a stimulus check?
David said,
Generic Male: Touch my hard drive, I won’t gigabyte!
David said,
Generic Female: Anonymous Access Disabled ;-)
jeremiah said,
website shirts: google myspace and I’ll twitter your yahoo!!
5x5 said,
Thank you everyone for all your entries. Lots of good pickup lines. Your fellow geeks will have plenty of ammo to work with.
We have a winner. D. Adam’s post from 06/11 at 8:35pm. D. posted a number of pickup lines that were incredibly geeky and went very well with the t-shirts selected. We were not sure which one of his lines was our favorite, so we are presenting you with all of his suggestions. You can follow D. on twitter – user name @drnelk.
The winning post repeated:
Submitted on 2009/06/11 at 8:35pm
apt-get coffee:
I’m like caffeine- I’ll give you a lift and then you’ll crave me forever.
genetic male:
I’m a geneticist, can I look inside your jeans?
follow me:
My tweets are 280characters long
I twoosh frequently
I like your #hash, can I tag it?
tweet this:
Show me your tweets and I’ll follow you anywhere
I know how to tweet a woman like you right
entropy – Don’t believe them. I can prove perpetual motion machines exist.
Marc said,
Hey, ya wanna connect I/O ports and transfer some data?
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